Level 1 [Accidental Video]

_{[A shaky, half thumb-obscured feed reveals an early Goldenrod morning the day after the blackout. There isn't exactly a ton of damage, but the streets look pretty rustled. It's easy to hear the plastic of the gear creaking as Ralph fumbles with it and eventually we get a look at his face. This dude is huge and there's enough room on his shoulder for a grouchy looking Sandshrew to sit with her little arms crossed.]}

What's with this place, huh?

_{[Obviously he's referring to the unusual amount of bugs and oh...POKEMON ATTACKING PEOPLE yesterday. Being stuck on perpetual laundry duty tends to cut you off from the goings on in the world. That and having destroyed your first two poke'gears with your big ham fists.]}


Shrew.

You can say that again.

Shrew! Sand shrew!

What? No, we're not skipping out, we're just takin' a little break! Lighten up, huh? You know, working too hard's not good for your blood pressure, missy.

_{[The Sandshrew heaves a huge dramatic sigh and turns so she's facing away from his head. They walk for a while and Ralph eventually notices the little light on his gear blinking.]}

Oh sure, now you come on. Let's see if I can get this to stop without posting i--

_[NOPE.]