Jan. 20th, 2015

--eeeuuck. Finally!

[Ralph holds the gear at an odd angle. He's in a bathroom.]

Look. I'm at the end of my rope, you gotta help me. Is there any way to make this thing less disgusting?

[He brings his other hand into the frame. Stuck to it is a shiny Swirlix. Nelly blinks at the device and sticks her tongue out happily. The little cotton candy pokemon has everything from loose coins to dust to leaves to a desk pen stuck to her sticky cotton candy fur.]

It sticks to EV ER EE THING. I even tried giving it a bath and I think that made it WORSE.