Wait, no, kid, no! Not on the--

_{[Too late! STINKY PHIL HAS ARRIVED. With his horrible gross paws and his...POKE'FLEAS or whatever it was he had that was eating away at his coat!]}

Eeyuugh!

_{[Ralph throws the covers over him and bundles him up in them before hopping out of bed in his team-issued shirt and shorts.]}

That is NOT what I meant! Here! Take him! Do somethin' with him, I don't care, just get'em outta here!