Call Ralph's Poke'Gear!

[rocketralph]

Hi there! Wanna thread but don't have time/want to set up a whole post for it?
Does your character just wanna call and shoot the breeze? LET'S DO IT.
Just use the CALL and MESSAGE threads below!

[Psst, if you need OOC contact, try here!]

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[CALLS]

[rocketralph]

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Voice

[strongestoftheturks]

[Ring Ring Ring, you've got a call Ralph.]

Hey.

[There's no occasion here, save for Rude wanting to check up on his fellow Rocket.]

[audio; april 14th]

[rarestcandy]

Raaaaaalph.

[DO YOU HEAR THIS GROAN OF DEATH? Someone is clearly in trouble!]

Ralph, I'm booored.

[Or that.]

I need to get out of this city or I'm gonna barf from all the big, tall, yellow buildings and ice cream!

[MESSAGES]

[rocketralph]

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[text]

[pipers_son]

This is Invidia to all members of the Eve's Garden Circus! I am Ringleader's Zoroark if you do not know.

All members, please be careful with upcoming storm! Stay in a safe place that is away from the water, please and thank you.

Next acts may be delayed, but regardless, Ringleader and Team will be staying in Goldenrod to watch over the main tent. We will update you all in the event that anything happens!

The entire team is here and we will keep ringleader safe. Please stay safe as well.

[pipers_son]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[If only Joker or the Zoroark sending this knew anything about spam mail...]

[Text]

[grapeeater]

Hey, Ralph. I'm not going to be around base anymore, obviously. If you could keep me updated on how Wrath's doing, I'd appreciate it.

If you don't want to talk to me since I turned my back on the Team, I get it, though I'd still like to talk to you.

good morning

[rarestcandy]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[rocketralph]

VANELLOPE NO

[ACTION]

[garbagechild]

<sub>[Patience isn't usually a term one associates with young children, especially not ones as fidgety and high-energy as Wrath, but after you've spent eight years in the Gate, you develop quite a bit of it.]

[So Wrath is perfectly content to wait for Ralph to wake up.]

[However, he does keep idly squeezing the overweight Rattata in his hands, which make it squeak in aggravation, so maybe THAT will rouse Ralph from his slumber in time to be greeted with the sight of an eight-year-old boy hanging upside-down over his bed with a fat purple rat in his hands.]</sub>

[rocketralph]

<sub>[Too bad for Wrath that Ralph slept like a log. What would you expect from somebody who lived in a stump? Eventually the irritated squeaking does get to him.]

[He grunts and mutters to himself. The poor rat squeaks again and he squints open an eye, wondering if Bossy was playing some stupid game on his 'gear again.]

[And then he sees...well he's not actually sure WHAT Wrath is because he's upside down and Ralph is half asleep.]</sub>

Eeyaaagh!

Valentine's Pidgey Post

[awesmazings]

[Ralph will be receiving a nicely wrapped bag of chocolates today! His are all in the shape of little Sandshrew. Along with the box there is a note:]

Happy Valentine's Day! I hope you have a super, wonderful, awesmazing day!

~Jimmy

[garbagechild]

Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph Ralph!

_{[The wide open space of the cafeteria might have horrible acoustics and smell kind of funky, but at least it makes it easy to see (and hear) Wrath coming. So Ralph has plenty of warning before the Amazing Lemur Child comes bounding up and jumps right onto the end of the table, fortunately far enough away from the wrecker's tray to avoid sending any food flying everywhere.]}

Look! Look what a bird brought me!

_{[He's waving around a little brown card excitedly.]}

[rocketralph]

_{[Ralph is thankful for the warning. He's able to lift his tray off the table before the wild child makes his landing. Once things are still, he lowers it back down and leans to see what Wrath is flailing around.]}

Looks like you got yourself a Valentine there, kid.

Video

[a_sin_for_him]

[This is not exactly a call Lust is looking forward to. This whole Wrath situation is a mess, but she'd said she'd call when she was home...]

I'm back in Goldenrod and recovered from my miserable excuse for a vacation.

Video

[rocketralph]

_{[And here's a big oblivious grin for you, Lust.]}

Welcome home! You ready to go reclaim our turf or you want a week to get back up to speed?

[October 5th, the dead of night]

[garbagechild]

<sub>[Wrath had not run so far and so long since before he had become a human.]

[But he can barely feel his lungs burning, or his muscles screaming.]

[They could not be further from his mind.]

[About as far as the suburbs he'd spent the last two months under is from the patch of downtown Goldenrod that the HQ lay in, actually.]

[Maybe Ralph is awake to hear the familiar-but-long-absent pitter-patter of tiny bare feet coming down the hall or maybe he's not, but either way his door will fly open five seconds later, its threshold filled with a small, wild-haired silhouette. Its chest is heaving.]</sub>

[rocketralph]

<sub>[Ralph is, in fact, asleep because he has one HELL of a day dealing with the wash room on top of getting ready for the circus. He's been trying to keep the fact that he's working for the circus as far out of his employers' thoughts as possible.]

[He does NOT want to do A Job while he's on The Job.]

[So when the door swings open, Ralph snorts awake and sits up blindly in the dark. Blanca lights up at the foot of his bed.]</sub>

Huwhwat--what?

[Voice] 11/14

[awesmazings]

[There's some rustling in the background as a voice message starts up, It sounds like two people walking, presumably along a path.]

Hey Ralph, it's Jimmy! You prolly saw that me and Joker went to Kanto, if he didn't tell you already. We've just left Viridian and we're on our way to Pewter right now. I just wanted to call and see if you were doin' okay? Since yaknow...we just got over all that freaky-fusion weirdness.

Call me back when you can!

[rocketralph]

Heya, kid! I'm doin' alright. No more pink here! What about you? Get those whiskers of yours under control?

ACTION January 22nd

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy likes this Weird Day even less than the one where he didn't have any energy. At least THEN he had control over what was coming out of his mouth. He's out and about, intending to go to the store and maybe even stop by the circus to redo some of his designs...]

[And that's when he sees Heather, farther down the street. She doesn't see him.]

[He feels another song building.]

[Envy turns back around and RUNS. The song is still coming, but like hell is he going to sing it to her when he doesn't even know what it's going to be. Because it's probably going to be something he DOESN'T want to sing at her.]

[His escape is going pretty well until he slams directly into a brick wall of a man and falls backwards onto the street, stunned.]

[rocketralph]

_{[Ralph looks up from his 'gear and looks around.]}

Who threw that?

_{[He looks down.]}

Oh, heya, Envy. Not really weather you wanna go out for a jog in...

[Video]

[codeforhope]

Komasan-chan, where did you go? I think we got separated...

[A soft voice can be heard calling from Ralph's Gear as a video message comes in, one that is...very clearly not going to the right recipient. The person on the other end looks mildly concerned with a Leavanny standing just behind him, tapping her claws a bit anxiously together.]

Call me back when you get this!

[Video]

[rocketralph]

_{[Ralph flips open his 'gear and the big top is easily visible behind him.]}

Koma who now?

[Action; Backdated for Glitch City]

[awesmazings]

[Things have been...weird around town lately, to say the least. Jimmy's seen a lot of weird things during his two years here, but this honestly takes the cake. Trying to contact people on the Network just lead to dead air...so that means he's going to have to find somebody if he wants to get some answers.

Assuming he doesn't get lost among all the pixels, first.

With Leader running at one side and Cherry at the other, Jimmy rushes down the sidewalk, eyes peeled for anyone familiar. Before long though, he notices a large form in the distance that he couldn't possibly hope to miss.]

Ralph!!

[rocketralph]

<sub>[It would be hard to miss the sight of the panicked beanpole rushing toward him, even though Ralph's eyes had been glued to the flickering buildings in the silent air.]

[He glances down, attention now fully diverted.]</sub>

Where's the fire?