rocketralph | Level 9 [video]

_{[For once it's not Ralph holding the camera. The angle is low and a single blunt claw can be seen slightly obscuring the view. Bossy the Sandshrew has snuck the 'gear out of her trainer's bag for no other reason than to be a little pest and embarrass her failure of a partner as much as she can.]

[A few feet away, Ralph can be seen hunkering over one of the tiny tables outside one of the cafes in Violet. He's got a bowl of hot soup in front of him and is trying his very best to use the pair of chopsticks he's been given to get the noodles from the bowl into his face.]

[It's going about as well as can be expected.]}

Easy does it...eeeeasy does it...d'oh!

_{[The noodle plops back down into the soup and splashes him. He tries again. And again. A dark snicker comes from the camera-mon. On about his sixth try, Ralph finally fumbles the tiny chopsticks and sends one spinning across the cafe patio. There just aren't enough things in Johto designed for Ralphs. He sits and stares furiously at his single chopstick until he catches onto the hushed shrewshrewshrew snickering coming from the next table over.]}

Bossy! Are you--GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE RAT.

_{[Cue Blair Witch shaky-cam and eventual filmcut.]}

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