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rocketralph ([personal profile] rocketralph) wrote2016-01-30 07:41 pm
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Level 18 [Video / Action for Goldenrod.] AROMATHERAPY FRIDAY

[ACCIDENTAL VIDEO]

[Ralph is furiously tapping away at his 'gear and has accidentally turned the camera on. Enjoy a worm's eye view of the guy's chin and thumbs and little else. He's outside, seated on a bench somewhere in Goldenrod's shopping district and ranting to someone.]

And you know what really crosses my wires? They had the nerve to keep on pretending! I don't know about you, Wrath, but I'm sick and tired of this whole Johto-wide charade of everyone pretending like they aren't from a video game! I can't be the only one that remembers! I can't be the only one who didn't get his code scrambled!

I think they're all kiddin' themselves! So what if there's no quarter alert? So what if we can't see the screen and nobody knows where the tram is! That doesn't mean we should all pretend to be real!



[ACTION FOR SOME BAR IN GOLDENROD]

[After a long, exhausting day of arguing, it's easy to find the big guy with some empty glasses at his elbow tucked away in whatever dimly lit corner he could find. He has a Lot to think about.]
garbagechild: they will find out i am a parody of the human form. theyll know if i crawl out of the club more human then they themselves will have lost something (do NOT put me in the club)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2016-02-27 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
[THE TINIEST, SMELLIEST CYBUG.]

It's true.

He was breaking a LOT of rules. That's why he lost the arm and leg.

Finders keepers, losers weepers!

[Delighted with his own sparkling wit, he throws his head back and cackles like a little hyena, rocking in his seat.]
garbagechild: new way of saying something is really good (bro! this rends flesh!)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2016-03-04 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[He switches gears quicker than a really expensive mountain bike.]

--a game? I like games!
garbagechild: just collect a bunch of recently-resurrected dead people and tell them lies?? (you really think someone would do that?)

[personal profile] garbagechild 2016-03-11 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
... Oh. Okay.

[AND THAT'S THAT.]