Call Ralph's Poke'Gear!

[rocketralph]

Hi there! Wanna thread but don't have time/want to set up a whole post for it?
Does your character just wanna call and shoot the breeze? LET'S DO IT.
Just use the CALL and MESSAGE threads below!

[Psst, if you need OOC contact, try here!]

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[audio; april 14th]

[rarestcandy]

Raaaaaalph.

[DO YOU HEAR THIS GROAN OF DEATH? Someone is clearly in trouble!]

Ralph, I'm booored.

[Or that.]

I need to get out of this city or I'm gonna barf from all the big, tall, yellow buildings and ice cream!

[audio]

[rocketralph]

_{[The wrecker rolls his eyes as Vanellope's whines of boredom come from his gear...but he has to admit. Man, he's been staring at the same tall buildings for a while now...and he wasn't going to win any medals for sitting on his butt.]}

Whadaya say we hit the road? There's at least six other cities I haven't seen.

[audio]

[rarestcandy]

[Okay, but if there were medals for that, Vanellope would gladly award him them. Just saying.]

Yeah?

[Just like that, the glitch is sounding like her usual excitable self again.]

What're you thinkin', then? [Then quickly -- ] Not to Violet again, I wanna see a new place an' we got close enough that I feel like I already saw it.

[Or she's thinking that route could bug her out again, but details.]

[audio]

[rocketralph]

_{[He gives an unseen shrug.]}

I'm open to anything...and I hear ya. I spent way too long in Purple Town.

_{[He says the city's name as if it tastes as bad as one of those sour candies she left laying around.]}

[audio]

[rarestcandy]

[Excuse you, none of the candies she leaves laying around are bad! Even the black licorice that she debated on whether or not they were flavored with Octillery ink could be pretty good under the right circumstances.]

O-kay, no purple and no yellow... [Vanellope hums softly to herself as she looks over the map app on the 'gear.] We go up and we got Ecruteak and down is Azalea. Hey, are those even colors? They don't look like they'd be colors.

[audio]

[rocketralph]

_{[He thinks about that. He's pretty sure Azalea is a kind of flower...but he has no idea what Ecruteak is.]}

I'm not much of an artist, but I don't think those are colors. Let's give Ecruteak a shot. I'll grab some supplies at the store later today and we can blow outta here tomorrow morning.

[audio]

[rarestcandy]

Awesome. But don't worry about gettin' food for me or my pokemon guys, okay? I got my own stock.

[An incredibly unhealthy, rot-your-teeth-and-guts stock, but a stock all the same!]

Hey, look! [Even though...she's just looking at the map in her room? Whoops.] We can go through the park, if we want. We didn't do that, last time. Man, we gotta get back here when they do those bug contests... Looked like a fun minigame.

[audio]

[rocketralph]

_{[Pff, yeah. Ralph's glad she can't see his eyeroll. His conscience wouldn't let the kid exist surely off of pure sugar. He was a horrible monster like that.]}

One adventure at a time, squirt!

[audio]

[rarestcandy]

Awh, come on, Ralph! You won't lose a life just by planning ahead.

[She isn't completely surprised, of course. Brains and Brawn! She came up with the plans and he got them going. That was their jobs.]

[audio]

[rocketralph]

We'll wreck that wall when we get to it. I gotta make a list. Catch ya in a bit, shortstuff!