Call Ralph's Poke'Gear!

[rocketralph]

Hi there! Wanna thread but don't have time/want to set up a whole post for it?
Does your character just wanna call and shoot the breeze? LET'S DO IT.
Just use the CALL and MESSAGE threads below!

[Psst, if you need OOC contact, try here!]

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[CALLS]

[rocketralph]

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[MESSAGES]

[rocketralph]

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Voice

[strongestoftheturks]

[Ring Ring Ring, you've got a call Ralph.]

Hey.

[There's no occasion here, save for Rude wanting to check up on his fellow Rocket.]

Voice

[rocketralph]

_{[It takes a bit, but Ralph finally fumbles his 'gear out of his pocket. The scene behind him? Treetops. Lots of them.]}

Heya, pal! What's up?

[strongestoftheturks]

Your tooth. It's ok now?

[rocketralph]

Thanks to you!

[strongestoftheturks]

Good to know.

You still in Goldenrod?

[rocketralph]

Yup! I can see the city gates from here.

_{[Just to illustrate he turns his 'gear around so Rude can see.]}

[audio; april 14th]

[rarestcandy]

Raaaaaalph.

[DO YOU HEAR THIS GROAN OF DEATH? Someone is clearly in trouble!]

Ralph, I'm booored.

[Or that.]

I need to get out of this city or I'm gonna barf from all the big, tall, yellow buildings and ice cream!

[audio]

[rocketralph]

_{[The wrecker rolls his eyes as Vanellope's whines of boredom come from his gear...but he has to admit. Man, he's been staring at the same tall buildings for a while now...and he wasn't going to win any medals for sitting on his butt.]}

Whadaya say we hit the road? There's at least six other cities I haven't seen.

[audio]

[rarestcandy]

[Okay, but if there were medals for that, Vanellope would gladly award him them. Just saying.]

Yeah?

[Just like that, the glitch is sounding like her usual excitable self again.]

What're you thinkin', then? [Then quickly -- ] Not to Violet again, I wanna see a new place an' we got close enough that I feel like I already saw it.

[Or she's thinking that route could bug her out again, but details.]

[audio]

[rocketralph]

_{[He gives an unseen shrug.]}

I'm open to anything...and I hear ya. I spent way too long in Purple Town.

_{[He says the city's name as if it tastes as bad as one of those sour candies she left laying around.]}

[audio]

[rarestcandy]

[Excuse you, none of the candies she leaves laying around are bad! Even the black licorice that she debated on whether or not they were flavored with Octillery ink could be pretty good under the right circumstances.]

O-kay, no purple and no yellow... [Vanellope hums softly to herself as she looks over the map app on the 'gear.] We go up and we got Ecruteak and down is Azalea. Hey, are those even colors? They don't look like they'd be colors.

[audio]

[rocketralph]

_{[He thinks about that. He's pretty sure Azalea is a kind of flower...but he has no idea what Ecruteak is.]}

I'm not much of an artist, but I don't think those are colors. Let's give Ecruteak a shot. I'll grab some supplies at the store later today and we can blow outta here tomorrow morning.

[audio]

[rarestcandy]

Awesome. But don't worry about gettin' food for me or my pokemon guys, okay? I got my own stock.

[An incredibly unhealthy, rot-your-teeth-and-guts stock, but a stock all the same!]

Hey, look! [Even though...she's just looking at the map in her room? Whoops.] We can go through the park, if we want. We didn't do that, last time. Man, we gotta get back here when they do those bug contests... Looked like a fun minigame.

[audio]

[rocketralph]

_{[Pff, yeah. Ralph's glad she can't see his eyeroll. His conscience wouldn't let the kid exist surely off of pure sugar. He was a horrible monster like that.]}

One adventure at a time, squirt!

[audio]

[rarestcandy]

Awh, come on, Ralph! You won't lose a life just by planning ahead.

[She isn't completely surprised, of course. Brains and Brawn! She came up with the plans and he got them going. That was their jobs.]

[audio]

[rocketralph]

We'll wreck that wall when we get to it. I gotta make a list. Catch ya in a bit, shortstuff!

[text]

[pipers_son]

This is Invidia to all members of the Eve's Garden Circus! I am Ringleader's Zoroark if you do not know.

All members, please be careful with upcoming storm! Stay in a safe place that is away from the water, please and thank you.

Next acts may be delayed, but regardless, Ringleader and Team will be staying in Goldenrod to watch over the main tent. We will update you all in the event that anything happens!

The entire team is here and we will keep ringleader safe. Please stay safe as well.

[text]

[rocketralph]

THANKS

YOU GUYS TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES

[text]

[pipers_son]

Team SAFETY NET is on standby! We are in good minds.

[pipers_son]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[If only Joker or the Zoroark sending this knew anything about spam mail...]

[rocketralph]

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS

[pipers_son]

It is something you need to send to five people! (Hello this is Invidia and Joker, since I can type faster.)

It is supposed to get us good luck!

[rocketralph]

NO OFFENCE BOSS
BUT THATS STUPID