Call Ralph's Poke'Gear!

[rocketralph]

Hi there! Wanna thread but don't have time/want to set up a whole post for it?
Does your character just wanna call and shoot the breeze? LET'S DO IT.
Just use the CALL and MESSAGE threads below!

[Psst, if you need OOC contact, try here!]

Comments

[pipers_son]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

[If only Joker or the Zoroark sending this knew anything about spam mail...]

[rocketralph]

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS

[pipers_son]

It is something you need to send to five people! (Hello this is Invidia and Joker, since I can type faster.)

It is supposed to get us good luck!

[rocketralph]

NO OFFENCE BOSS
BUT THATS STUPID

[pipers_son]

[There's some discussion about this on the other end before Invidia types again.]

Do you think so?

[rocketralph]

YOU CANT EVEN FIND BEDRILL IN THE WILD CAN YOU?

[pipers_son]

We don't know.

But we also believe that Sharpedos are not supposed to be a part of the storm and try to take off your legs.

[rocketralph]

BOSS I DONT THINK THAT COUNTS

[pipers_son]

Are you sure?

[rocketralph]

PRETTY SURE

[pipers_son]

Oh.



Well we've already sent out 11.

[rocketralph]

ELEVEN?
I THOUGHT THE NOTE SAID FIVE

[pipers_son]

It also said that if you sent it to more people, the more luck you would have.

We thought it would be a good investment.

[rocketralph]

I THINK THE ONLY THING YOU'RE INVESTING IN IS MAKING A LOT OF PEOPLE CRANKY

[pipers_son]

Are you cranky?

[rocketralph]

NO IM JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOU
SOMEBODY TOLD ME TYPING IN ALL CAPS MADE YOU SOUND MAD BUT REALLY THEY ARE JUST EASIER TO SEE
THIS GEAR IS SO TINY

[pipers_son]

Papa says thank you, you are a good member of the circus!

We have had no complaints so far besides being asked if we were drunk, so I think we are okay!