Level 16 [Video]

[rocketralph]

_{[An enormous angry face fills the screen. Nothing about this seems amiss except for--]}

ALRIGHT! Who's the comedic genius that decided to switch out my shampoo? I don't know where you got this stuff but I've been trying to wash it out for hours!

_{[--that. The wrecker's hair has changed from its usual dark brown to cotton candy pink. Even his eyebrows! Who shampoos their eyebrows? It goes quite well with how red his face is getting.]}

Circus Crew, I'm lookin' at you! Don't start somethin' you can't finish!

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[a_sin_for_him]

[Most of the screen shows Lust's bedroom wall. Of the woman herself, only the top of her head and her eyes - unusually round and wide - are visible. And does she seem to have even more thick, voluminous curls? Yes. Yes she does.]

I don't think it was your shampoo.

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[rocketralph]

Whadya mean? Of course it was! It sure as sugar wasn't like this before I took a shower!

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[a_sin_for_him]

[Lust shifts, and brings more of herself into view. Enough for Ralph to see her tiny mouth, the ears sticking out of her hair, and the tufts and curls of lavender fur spilling out of the collar of the oversized shirt she's currently wearing.]

I woke up like this.

And it wasn't done by shampoo.

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[rocketralph]

_{[Ralph eyes the little lock icon that appears in the corner of the screen with some suspicion before--]}

SWEET MOTHER HUBBARD!

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[a_sin_for_him]

[Lust makes a sound that's almost a laugh, but it's a high and unpleasant one. She lifts her arms, awkwardly, displaying her tiny, fingerless lavender paws.]

I don't have hands anymore.

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[rocketralph]

_{[Ralph's entire psyche begins to crumble as Lust reveals her condition. One hand combs through his violently pink hair while he chews the fingers on his other.]}

Seganintendosonyatari. What--how! Did you--

_{[His face grows blank.]}

Did you get bitten by one of those things?

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[a_sin_for_him]

....yes. At the start of the week. A...

Oh. Oh god...

[Well this explains a great deal.]

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[rocketralph]

...I have a phone call to make.

_{[The feed cuts and is cut for quite the little while before he comes back.]}

Maybe it'll go away in a couple of days. We can't panic.

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[a_sin_for_him]

A simple thing for you to say! I'm relying on my Clefairy to be my hands!

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[rocketralph]

I'm just tryin' to keep a positive outlook.

_{[OH NINTENDO WHAT IF HE GETS TINY KITTEN HANDS NEXT???]}

You've got help, right?

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[a_sin_for_him]

Hairballs, Ralph. There is no bright side.

Oh, yes. As much as my entirely animalistic team of Pokemon and my Diglett-headed boyfriend can offer!

[Which clearly, by Lust's seething and barely-restrained tone, is not what she would like.]

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[rocketralph]

...your what?

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[a_sin_for_him]

My gentleman companion has a Diglett for a head now.

I don't know how much more clear I could make that.

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[rocketralph]

_{[Nothing remains in the wrecker's face but abject horror.]}