Level 16 [Video]

[rocketralph]

_{[An enormous angry face fills the screen. Nothing about this seems amiss except for--]}

ALRIGHT! Who's the comedic genius that decided to switch out my shampoo? I don't know where you got this stuff but I've been trying to wash it out for hours!

_{[--that. The wrecker's hair has changed from its usual dark brown to cotton candy pink. Even his eyebrows! Who shampoos their eyebrows? It goes quite well with how red his face is getting.]}

Circus Crew, I'm lookin' at you! Don't start somethin' you can't finish!

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[a_sin_for_him]

[Most of the screen shows Lust's bedroom wall. Of the woman herself, only the top of her head and her eyes - unusually round and wide - are visible. And does she seem to have even more thick, voluminous curls? Yes. Yes she does.]

I don't think it was your shampoo.

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[rocketralph]

Whadya mean? Of course it was! It sure as sugar wasn't like this before I took a shower!

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[a_sin_for_him]

[Lust shifts, and brings more of herself into view. Enough for Ralph to see her tiny mouth, the ears sticking out of her hair, and the tufts and curls of lavender fur spilling out of the collar of the oversized shirt she's currently wearing.]

I woke up like this.

And it wasn't done by shampoo.

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[rocketralph]

_{[Ralph eyes the little lock icon that appears in the corner of the screen with some suspicion before--]}

SWEET MOTHER HUBBARD!

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[a_sin_for_him]

[Lust makes a sound that's almost a laugh, but it's a high and unpleasant one. She lifts her arms, awkwardly, displaying her tiny, fingerless lavender paws.]

I don't have hands anymore.

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

Oh golly, would you look at that. Pink. JUST LIKE YOUR TONGUE!

[Remember your tongue, Ralph?! The same one you stuck out at him?! This must be what karma looks like, there's no other explanation.

...Incidentally, Teddie's own hair has also changed colors, only in this case it's an icy blue. B-But that's not related, he's clearly just sick. He has the runny nose and everything.]

I guess you'll just have to be a nicer person~

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[rocketralph]

<sub>[What???]

[THIS GUY? Ralph's face just gets redder as he gets disproportionately offended.]</sub>

I happen to be the nicest guy I know!

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[kingofthetvworld]

[Wait, what, really?]

Do...do you even know what nice means?

[He's not even trying to be rude or make a smart comment, he's genuinely concerned.]

I mean, that's okay if you don't, especially if you're still learning! But...wowie, that's not even close.

[rocketralph]

Of course I do! Do you have anything to do with this shampoo shenanigan or not?

[kingofthetvworld]

[A gasp.]

My good man, if there's one thing I don't do, it's tamper with grooming products! The bear-y idea makes me sick.

[Video]

[wing_attack]

[There's nothing but blue and white feathers in the shot at first, before it pulls back and... well. Tobias sure does have wings right now. And a striped body.]

It wasn't me. Something weird's going on, and while I like having wings I don't like having wings of this world's equivalent of a seagull.

[Rats with wings, Ralph.]

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[rocketralph]

<sub>[There is a couple hours delay in Ralph's response. When he does open the video, the scenery behind him reveals that he's in Goldenrod Public Park.]

[Ralph just stares. Honestly, this is the first non-horrific thing he's seen concerning the Mystery Dye Job today.]</sub>

Sweet Sega Saturn...it's spreading faster than I thought.

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[wing_attack]

[He... hasn't been doing much. Mostly just trying not to panic.]

The spreading part isn't the problem, it's the fact that I'm basically a seagull! I'm supposed to be a hawk, not a seagull! Seagulls are terrible!

[Never mind that he has a seagull morph.]

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[rocketralph]

Hey, now, seagulls aren't that bad.

_{[As a Bad Guy, he would root for the villain of the bird world.]}

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[wing_attack]

They're rats with wings. They're scavengers, and the worst thing is that Wingull are half Water-type. I hate the water.

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[veggie_vamp]

Oh My Ghoul, you look so cute!

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[rocketralph]

_{[Judging from this girl's hair, she isn't teasing him, but Ralph still can't keep his temper out of his voice.]}

Thanks. Not exactly the best look for a Haunt employee though.

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[veggie_vamp]

"Haunt"? What's that?

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[rocketralph]

_{[Well, may as well use this as an opportunity to help out Joker! His frown fades a little.]}

It's a fun thing--here in Goldenrod. You pay a few bucks and take a tour while we scare the daylights outta you. And if that's not your style, there's also a circus!

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[veggie_vamp]

Oh oh! Joker told me about the circus! But I didn't know there was a haunted house in there too! That's sooo cool! Goldenrod really does have everything!

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[pipers_son]

Not guilty.

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[rocketralph]

_{[SUSPICIOUS SQUINT.]}

Any hints of somethin' like a prank war goin' on with the staff?

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[pipers_son]

If there was, trust me, I'd let everyone know. Prizes and everythin'.

So, far as I know, nah.

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[rocketralph]

I shoulda known. Well, thanks for strikin' a whole buncha suspects off my list.

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[pipers_son]

Glad ta help. Anyone else ya think might have tried this?