rocketralph | Level 16 [Video]

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Level 16 [Video]

_{[An enormous angry face fills the screen. Nothing about this seems amiss except for--]}

ALRIGHT! Who's the comedic genius that decided to switch out my shampoo? I don't know where you got this stuff but I've been trying to wash it out for hours!

_{[--that. The wrecker's hair has changed from its usual dark brown to cotton candy pink. Even his eyebrows! Who shampoos their eyebrows? It goes quite well with how red his face is getting.]}

Circus Crew, I'm lookin' at you! Don't start somethin' you can't finish!

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_{[Judging from this girl's hair, she isn't teasing him, but Ralph still can't keep his temper out of his voice.]}

Thanks. Not exactly the best look for a Haunt employee though.

"Haunt"? What's that?

_{[Well, may as well use this as an opportunity to help out Joker! His frown fades a little.]}

It's a fun thing--here in Goldenrod. You pay a few bucks and take a tour while we scare the daylights outta you. And if that's not your style, there's also a circus!

Oh oh! Joker told me about the circus! But I didn't know there was a haunted house in there too! That's sooo cool! Goldenrod really does have everything!

Not a hard place to find a job, that's for sure.

_{[AUGH this pink hair is so itchy. He's gonna tie the bozo that did this in a KNOT.]}

Aw, don't worry about your job! Bright hair can still be scary! Normies used to be scared of me, and look, I'm totes fashionable!

Normies?

_{[She looks pretty norm to him, but Ralph knows good and well she could have been a six story blob monster or a unicorn before popping up here.]}

I guess if all else fails, I'll wear a wig.

Normies... y'know, Normals. Mortals. Humans!

Oh, right.

_{[He's gonna go out on a limb and guess she used to be a Bad Guy. Why else would anyone be afraid of her?]}

Hey, if you're good at scarin' folks you should talk to Joker or Envy next year.

Well, I don't know... When I did scare normies, it was by accident.

... It was probably a bad day to eat tomatoes that messily.

[She points to her fangs, hint hint.]