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rocketralph) wrote2016-01-30 07:41 pm
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Level 18 [Video / Action for Goldenrod.] AROMATHERAPY FRIDAY
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[Ralph is furiously tapping away at his 'gear and has accidentally turned the camera on. Enjoy a worm's eye view of the guy's chin and thumbs and little else. He's outside, seated on a bench somewhere in Goldenrod's shopping district and ranting to someone.]
And you know what really crosses my wires? They had the nerve to keep on pretending! I don't know about you, Wrath, but I'm sick and tired of this whole Johto-wide charade of everyone pretending like they aren't from a video game! I can't be the only one that remembers! I can't be the only one who didn't get his code scrambled!
I think they're all kiddin' themselves! So what if there's no quarter alert? So what if we can't see the screen and nobody knows where the tram is! That doesn't mean we should all pretend to be real!
[ACTION FOR SOME BAR IN GOLDENROD]
[After a long, exhausting day of arguing, it's easy to find the big guy with some empty glasses at his elbow tucked away in whatever dimly lit corner he could find. He has a Lot to think about.]
[Ralph is furiously tapping away at his 'gear and has accidentally turned the camera on. Enjoy a worm's eye view of the guy's chin and thumbs and little else. He's outside, seated on a bench somewhere in Goldenrod's shopping district and ranting to someone.]
And you know what really crosses my wires? They had the nerve to keep on pretending! I don't know about you, Wrath, but I'm sick and tired of this whole Johto-wide charade of everyone pretending like they aren't from a video game! I can't be the only one that remembers! I can't be the only one who didn't get his code scrambled!
I think they're all kiddin' themselves! So what if there's no quarter alert? So what if we can't see the screen and nobody knows where the tram is! That doesn't mean we should all pretend to be real!
[ACTION FOR SOME BAR IN GOLDENROD]
[After a long, exhausting day of arguing, it's easy to find the big guy with some empty glasses at his elbow tucked away in whatever dimly lit corner he could find. He has a Lot to think about.]
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konami code
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gotcha
it must be tough living in something rated e for everyone huh
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WHY?
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[Our censors bring viewers like you this important message: WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH BLEACH, DAVE STRIDER]
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JEEZ
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yeah so dont worry about it
the all caps guy im used to talking to drops filth like that like its punctuation so im pretty sure you cant offend me with like
nintendo 64 or anything
no apologies necessary
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ALSO TYPING LIKE THIS JUST MAKES THINGS EASY TO SEE. I WISH THEY MADE BIGGER POKEGEARS. IVE CRUSHED THREE SO FAR.
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plug a bigger keyboard into it?
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or at least they did for smartphones and tablets and stuff back home and this is basically the same thing
also sorry if this is awk for you i can switch to video
its just not usually my first choice
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Thanks a million.
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No problem, man. I'm Dave, by the way. Dave Strider.
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So what kind of stuff do you wreck?
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What about you? Dave Strider sounds like a video game hero name if I ever heard one.
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Naw, John was the real hero. Or maybe Jade. I never really contributed much of substance.
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Don't let anyone tell you that! Every character is important.
[You're JUST the guy who wrecks the building!]
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Uh. Well, I mean. Yeah, sure? I just. Wouldn't call myself a hero or anything.
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[He really doesn't want to talk about SBURB, Jesus Christ.]
It was a co-op game, so I guess you could say...I did a lot of behind-the-scenes stuff to make sure everyone else could bring their A-game. Exploited mechanics, rustled up Easter eggs, things like that.
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Man. It feels good to talk to somebody who knows what's going on again.
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