Call Ralph's Poke'Gear!

[rocketralph]

Hi there! Wanna thread but don't have time/want to set up a whole post for it?
Does your character just wanna call and shoot the breeze? LET'S DO IT.
Just use the CALL and MESSAGE threads below!

[Psst, if you need OOC contact, try here!]

Comments

[rocketralph]

_{[Ralph's brows meet in a troubled frown. Sheesh, this kid is morbid.]}

No, it just means certain things in the air make her sick because how she's progr--I mean born. Not everybody has allergies.

_{[THIS ELEVATOR RIDE COULD NOT BE OVER SOON ENOUGH.]}

[garbagechild]

_{[This is only the tip of the iceberg, Ralph.]}

Oh.

So if you don't have allergies, you don't get sick?

How do you find out if you have allergies or not?

[rocketralph]

You can still get sick if you don't have allergies...you just get sick from the usual things. Like germs.

_{[WOW a question a minute. Ralph shifts his weight and watches the numbers above the door slowly change.]}

I don't know, kid.

[garbagechild]

What are germs?

_{[AAAAND we're back to square one.]}

[rocketralph]

_{[...U NO WAT, KID?]}

Germs are horrible invisible bugs that make you sick and they're everywhere! Especially on dirty things!

[garbagechild]

<sub>[Well that cuts Wrath off IMMEDIATELY.]

[He doesn't say anything, just STARES UP AT RALPH with perfectly-circular eyes.]</sub>

[rocketralph]

<sub>[Ralph soaks in that GLORIOUS silence and stares ahead as the elevator continues to clunk and churn.]

[Ding!]

[The doors creak open and Ralph steps out.]</sub>

Hear her?

[garbagechild]

<sub>[Wrath pads out behind him, still wide-eyed and silent.]

[He only nods.]

[YEAH HE HEARS HER. <8I]</sub>

[rocketralph]

_{[The big man lumbers on down the hallway, giving distracted half-waves to fellow grunts that pass them. He doesn't like them, but it pays not to go out of your way to be a jerk. He stops a few doors away from a small lobby built around a glass window.]}

Here y'ar. See'll walk you through the rest.

[garbagechild]

<sub>[Wrath nods again, says something that sounds like "f'nks", before trotting off towards the desk.]

[Approximately eleven seconds later, there's a loud scream, a 'splat' noise, and then Stinky Phil darts off down the hall and disappears into a vent.]

[RALPH, YOU HAVE DONE YOUR DUTY. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET BACK TO YOUR ROOM BEFORE YOU GET BLAMED FOR THIS.]</sub>

[rocketralph]

<sub>[Ralph dusts his hands off and turns to make his way to a different office to check up on something when he hears the chaos behind him.]

[NEW PLAN]

[He quickly crams himself back into the elevator and jabs the buttons until the doors close. HE WAS NEVER HERE. WHAT RATTATA? HE'S NEVER SEEN ONE IN HIS LIFE!]</sub>